Curse

chris_nin00 · Dec 02, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12

I have some nerfed up nerf guns. It hurts like a nerfing nerfin' nerf ball.

yesitsrob · Dec 02, 2005, 03:08 AM // 03:08

They nerf down and not up because they'd rather change about 10 skills rather than 500+ skills, I would have thought that was obvious.

And do you really think the game would be better if they left spirit spamming in? No, no it wouldn't.

And ranger interrupts were not only interrupts but were probably one of the better methods for damage over time (which isn't what they were intended for). it was a joke

Ether Renewal was so much better than any other alternative energy regaining elite that it wasn't even funny. Even after taking a bit of a nerf it's still great.

I can agree that a lot of people want nerfs because they are incapable of dealing with certain things, with that said the whole "if you can counter it it's not overpowered" argument is bullshit.

I've not agreed with all the skill changes, some I have, some I thought were very necesarry - what I haven't done is spent my time bitching about things being nerfed or demanding nerfs, just deal with it

DeepFyre · Dec 02, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Yeah.
Nerf.

I'm tired of hearing about it. Every other thread has that word in it. I bet I could crash the SQL server if I used a good search on it.

I call for a nerf. A nerf to nerf-wanters. Nerf the hell out of them. Make the nerf permanent. Nerf them. Nerf them with a nerf bat, or a nerf ball, or whatever you need to nerf them. I want a nerf fusion-laser, or nerf microwave-emitter. That gives me two options for nerfage:

(1) Cause their atomic structure to collapse;
(2) Keep them out of the gene pool.

One day, someone is going to say something, and the other person will respond: NERF YOU MOTHER NERFER! Something like that will be cause for me to start a revolution. A takeover. And I will throw the nerf-wanters on a boat and send it to Korea.

If you want nerfs, go nerf yourself. I'm tired of hearing all your nerfing problems, how your nerf isn't big enough, or how you've never been nerfed.

Yeah. Nerf.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about nerfs. Stop posting about it. If you want to nerf so bad, go get a job at NCSoft. Yeah.

REAL reasons why you want nerfs:
(1) You're incapable,
(2) You're useless,
(3) You're unable to cope with something you've abused yourself,
(4) You feel inadequate,
(5) You have ED.

The list could go on forever.

I'm waiting for the day that I'm driving down MLK in Norfolk and I see a billboard that says "GOT NERF!!??!11" The day is looming above us like the nerf we can't imagine.

So whether your nerf isn't big enough, or you've never had nerf before, nerf it, because we're tired of nerfs nerfing the world. Go talk to Orion; he has problems too.

~zehly

Wow, I really dont know what to say other than that this is probably the most idiotic post I have ever seen. Why? Well, lets see what you accomplish:
1) The fact that you are very irritable
2) The fact that you can create extremely childish jokes and conclusions.

I dont think that it is hard for me to establish the fact that you are irritable because YOUR WHOLE POST IS ABOUT HOW MAD YOU GET WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR A GAME BALANCE. That being said let’s identify some of the irrational ideas that are in this post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

I call for a nerf. A nerf to nerf-wanters. Nerf the hell out of them. Make the nerf permanent. Nerf them. Nerf them with a nerf bat, or a nerf ball, or whatever you need to nerf them. I want a nerf fusion-laser, or nerf microwave-emitter. That gives me two options for nerfage:

(1) Cause their atomic structure to collapse;
(2) Keep them out of the gene pool.

Right now I am asking myself, what the hell are you trying to do in this paragraph? Making sure everyone knows that you are very imaginative (and childish) and enjoy concocting "nerf fusion-lasers" and "nerf microwave-emitters"? How about you try to support your thesis (that people that want game balances should stop asking (in case you didn’t know what it was)), instead of reiterating the fact that you despise fair-minded people, over and over and over again.

Now let’s look at your explanation as to why people want nerfs.

Quote:

REAL reasons why you want nerfs:
(1) You're incapable <-Possibly your>
(2) You're useless <-How does me wanting to balance the game make me useless?
(3) You're unable to cope with something you've abused yourself <-Why would they want a nerf if they use it themselves? TRY USE SOME REASONING NEXT TIME
(4) You feel inadequate <-How did you come to this conclusion?
(5) You have ED. <-Obviously you began to run out of ideas so you just put down the next thing that came to mind
The list could go on forever With idiotic entries

Oh wait never mind, you don’t have an explanation

Forget the explanation, lets look at your solution…

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

I'm sick and tired of hearing about nerfs. Stop posting about it. If you want to nerf so bad, go get a job at NCSoft. Yeah.

So whether your nerf isn't big enough, or you've never had nerf before, nerf it, because we're tired of nerfs nerfing the world. Go talk to Orion; he has problems too.

So wait … is it just me or are you asking me to throw away my right of free speech just so you can go to bed at night without tears streaming down your face? Lets assume I am wrong on that one and look at your other solution. You are asking me to go get a job at NCSoft so I can fix an imbalance in the game WHICH I PAYED FOR. How about this: you just leave Guild Wars, since you think Guild Wars revolves around you. That way, we will all be happy, you can get to bed on your bedtime, and we can have fun playing our well balanced Guild Wars and not have to pay attention to stupid rants like mine and your's. I’m not sure if you have realized this yet BUT PEOPLE ASK FOR NERFS NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNTION, BUT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO IMPROVE THE GAME.

p.s. go ahead and flame me, i really dont give a damn

Avari Zi · Dec 02, 2005, 04:03 AM // 04:03

Wow, some people are taking this thread way too seriously. And the fact this thread died long ago, but someone brought it back *cough*Aracos79*cough*

zehly · Dec 02, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38

@DeepFyre,

You are in serious need of nerfing. You took this thread too nerfing seriously, and ended up looking like a real nerf-off. Did it ever cross your tiny nerfing mind that perhaps this thread was just a nerfing joke, and not meant for nerfing trolls like yourself?

As for being childish, nerf yeah I'm childish! I love being a nerfing child, it's fun! I can nerf, and sometimes I'll nerf around, then get nerfed by a nerfherder.

How long did it take a good nerfer like yourself to create that reply of yours? Judging by the way you nerfed around with it, you must have nerfed-off for about an hour coming up with your nerfing stupid nerf-response. Whereas my original post was written in about 3 nerfing minutes!

Irritable? You little nerf, you have absolutely no idea how irritable I can nerfing be. And if you know I'm irritable (your royal nerfness), you should have the common nerfing sense not to nerfing troll me! (split infinitive!)

One last thing, you did a horrible nerfing job trying to imitate an intelligent person, because an intelligent person would have seen it was just a nerfing joke.

GO NERF YOURSELF FOOL!

~ zehly

Lasareth · Dec 02, 2005, 05:43 AM // 05:43

Oh lordy

I think we can agree that this thread is quite over now. My brain started hurting as soon as the serioushammer came down on it.

Anyways, yeah. Zehly, hope you don't mind

going to close this before the serious people swarm it and make it a flamefest.